Esquire popped out with some rules for the savvy drinker. Full of quality snobbery and a few yucks, here's some of the more pertinent ones. 5) Actually, never open a frozen drink. 31) There is no upside to karaoke. 35) Sitting at the bar never works for 2 people. Three or more requires a table. 69) When all else fails, have a martini. The Rules via Liquor Snob
Where logic goes to die and the bar business begins. Observations on the hustle, the jokes we tell to survive it, and why the 'whatnot' is usually the most interesting part. Rick Dobbs is cocktails and chaos. Equal parts.