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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Rules for the savvy drinker

Esquire popped out with some rules for the savvy drinker. Full of quality snobbery and a few yucks, here's some of the more pertinent ones.

5) Actually, never open a frozen drink.

31) There is no upside to karaoke.

35) Sitting at the bar never works for 2 people. Three or more requires a table.

69) When all else fails, have a martini.

The Rules
via Liquor Snob