The 86 Rules of Boozing
Modern Drunkard Magazine (Yeah, I never heard of them before either) has posted "The 86 Rules of Boozing."
Some of it is common sense, some of it is absolutely perfect. To wit:
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.
And the perfect Martini Lounge one:
65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.
If you're new to drinking or just want to verify your skills, then it's a must-read.
86 Rules of Boozing [Modern Drunkard Magazine]
Some of it is common sense, some of it is absolutely perfect. To wit:
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.
And the perfect Martini Lounge one:
65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.
If you're new to drinking or just want to verify your skills, then it's a must-read.
86 Rules of Boozing [Modern Drunkard Magazine]
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