Lest we at the Martini Lounge become too full of ourselves, we bring you a way to get the attention at your favorite beer swilling party.
The Ring Thing is a handy bottle opener that sits just like any other ring on your finger but has a special purpose (no, not like the Special Purpose in The Jerk).
Talk to a girl, offer to grab her a beer, bring the whole thing back to her and pop this off with your amazing new gadget right in front of her. It may not get you sex, but at least you'll get to spend a few more minutes with her than you normally would have before she completely blows you off.
The Ring Thing [Mango International Website]
Review: Four Provence Roses, 2015 Vintage
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