Alcoholic Energy Drink
Okay, it's about time someone figured out that it would be better to just go ahead and package the energy drink and alcohol together rather than always make people go through the trouble of mixing it.
It's like the new Ricochet drink is poised to give people even better access to being the wide-awake drunk they've always wanted to be. It's got all the goodies you'd expect in an energy drink plus it measures 6% in alcohol. It also has that tangy citrus flavor you've been dying to ingest.
It's available at Albertson's et al (Osco's, Shaw's, Sav-On, etc) and you should see it in their stores starting this month.