Happy Hour Chandelier

Dear Mom,

Remember how I always wanted a huge pool in the shape of a dollar sign, and a disco with my own friends in it, and a shower so big you can wash your car in it?

And remember how I always wanted a chandelier with a girl hanging from it who would feed me or serve me my drinks?

Well, I didn't get any of those, but I did find the chandelier/girl combo. This super hot girl (called an "Angel") hanging from a chandelier comes down and pours my drink. I'm finally someone. THINGS ARE GOING TO START HAPPENING TO ME NOW!



Happy Hour Chandelier Company - [happyhourchandelier.com]

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