Let's say you're the guy in the picture here. You clearly can get NO play at any club, bar, or strip joint that you go to.
The T-Qualizer shirt gets you the attention you need to show the world just how cool you are on the outside so they'll talk to you. You know, because you're beautiful *inside.* Or you can just really screw with your drunken friends.
This shirt takes 4 AAA batteries which power it's sound sensitive lights so that you can be the walking stereo system you always knew you could be. So if you wear clothes (and I know some of you do), this might be just the thing to cover the top part of your body!
The T-Qualizer Music Tee - US$32.18 - [Iwantoneofthose.com]
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