Cocaine Energy Drink has to change it's name

The FDA has ruled against Redux Beverages, the maker of Cocaine energy drink, and has ordered it to change the name of the product.

The FDA said that advertising it as an alternative to the real cocaine and also saying that their claim that it can cure certain diseases is a crock. They also thought the name just pretty much sucked and wasn't something they wanted.

Redux beverages plans to just start selling the drink in red and blue bags and making you drink it off a toilet seat.

Redux Beverages gets wrist slap

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