p.i.n.k. wants to own your entire bar

p.i.n.k. spirits is concerned about two things and two things only: 1) You're not getting enough pink in your drinks and 2) you've been falling asleep waaaay too early.

Though #1 is debatable #2 was verified by your significant other when they told me that you fell asleep shortly after the first showing of "Golden Girls" on Lifetime at 7:30.

p.i.n.k. thought "Let's make an entire line of quality drinks and stuff some caffeine and guarana in them, because no one should have Rue Mclanahan as their final image before falling asleep." They put some action in their words and launched a bunch of stuff, including a tequila, rum, white whiskey, sake, and gin.

Everything is made in Holland except for the Sake which is made in Japan and the tequila which is made in Mexico because that's where "the man" says you have to make tequila. If there are two things I can't stand it's people who are intolerant of other's people cultures, and The Dutch.

All of the stuff is 80 proof except the sake which shouldn't be 80 proof because that just sounds nasty. What does 80 proof do for you mixed with guarana and caffeine? It makes you a wide-awake drunk, something you'll want when you're partying with the Village People.

p.i.n.k. Spirits