Disney's had their fair share of alcohol attractions in their Downtown Disney areas but now they're doing the exact right thing for the average park goer: They're opening up a tequila bar inside of Epcot Center.
La Cava del Tequila is going to offer up 70+ types of tequila and small plates to help you try to not get absolutely hammered as you go sipping through the menu. They'll even have a "Tequila Ambassador" on hand to teach you about tequila. For an extra Fiver he'll pour some tequila straight in your mouth, blow a whistle, and shake the hell out of your head. Just don't blame him when you wake up next to a co-ed who's singing "I'm Like A Bird" and crying about how you passed out.