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Sunday, May 31, 2009

myOrder Lets You Order Remotely

Look!  An iPhone app!  These sure are rare!

How about bellying up to the bar without actually having to move your belly, thus allowing said belly to grow?  myOrder can help with that. 

myOrder is an iPhone app that allows you to order from inside your favorite bar/restaurant/snack shack.  The application uses the iPhone's faux-GPS to locate you, then you punch in your order, and voila!  Your order arrives without you having to stand four people deep and pray for a bartender's attention.  If you're a hot girl, this is not a problem for you.  If you're me, you don't drink much. 

There's only a limited amount of places that you can use it right now, like San Francisco and your house.  Except when your significant other gets the order at your house it's called a "text message" and you better damn well remember that you owe them one. 

You can pick up myOrder in the app store on iTunes.

myOrder

Monday, May 18, 2009

Martini Groove Sucker Punch

With the BIGGEST MEMORIAL DAY EVER on its way this coming weekend, I'd be remiss if I didn't get you some recipes well in advance so you can prepare to serve up the most rockin' punch that will keep your guests drunk and sunburned!

Fine Living Network has put together some options for a tasty weekend including a ginger passion punch, a sangria, a watermelon champagne punch, and lots more.

There's even a punch to make if you're drinking alone and want to pretend that you're popular enough to have to make a punch for all your "friends."


Fine Living Network's Punch Up Your Party

Sunday, May 17, 2009

"Signature Premium" Coconut Brandy Launches

When five stars wasn't enough for some hotels, they invented the six star designation in order to separate themselves from the ghetto five star hotels.  They wanted you to know that not only could you get your shirt laundered overnight but they would also put it on for you and take your place at the boring convention you were in town for.

"Signature Premium" means that the alcohol within the bottle is very high-end but it also has features that allow it to rise above mere "Premium" designation.  In the case of Mendis Coconut Brandy means that the alcohol will have a short run, artistic expression, and signature markings on the bottle.

The bottle not only has the Mendis and Luma names on it but it also comes with a pair of ML cufflinks adorned with Cognac-colored diamonds set in 18 carat white gold.  The cufflinks let the whole world know that you dress like you drink. 

You can see a video of the cufflinks, swirling about and hypnotizing you, right here

Pricing to be announced in the next few days, but really, if you have to ask, you're not going to get it, are you?   Of course, this could all be moot if the actual brandy tastes like cufflinks.

Mendis Coconut Brandy

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Pukes and Staggers Board Game

This has to be the most contradictory press release I've ever received, which means I absolutely had to talk about it.

I got the note about a new game that is launching with a national "Stay At Home Tonight" campaign.  The campaign is against, of course, drunken driving, but also against, get this, binge drinking.

Here's where it gets fun, because Pukes and Staggers says that they "will have you laughing and drinking beyond imagination!" The game asks, "Have you ever tried to drink a beer upside-down, reveal an embarrassing story about yourself, or mix together every drink in the room?"

Well, yes, most people have. It's called "Saturday Night."

I'm not sure if this is the most brilliant tie-in to a random press release ever or such an unbelievable crock that I might have to tell Louis Black.  Drinking games can be a lot of fun but if you need a board game to figure out how to drink, you've already lost. 

Pukes and Staggers - US$24.95

Monday, May 11, 2009

Twitter

Yup, I'm on Twitter.

If you don't know what Twitter is it's....hahaah!  That was funny.  I almost believed you!

www.twitter.com/martinigroove

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Find A Nice Bottle In Circle K's Wine Cellar

Ever get the hankering for a lotto ticket, a ThirstBuster, a cheesy taquito, and a nice Cabernet Savignon for later? 

Circle K has decided to get your well-rounded back by opening up a 100 square foot wine cellar in one of their stores in Costa Mesa, CA.  If it's successful (and why wouldn't it be?) then they expect to open more of them throughout their West Coast operations.  Sorry East Coast, I guess this means we really do have more class than you.

Wine prices range from US$5.99 to $90 and have multiple varietals.  More stores are possible but not all of them have the 100 square feet of prime cheesy taquito space to give up for the cellar, so it will be on a limited basis. 

Circle K West

Monday, May 04, 2009

Review: Port of Barcelona Gin

I have a bottle of this and probability is that you don't.  I'm sad for you.  Let's talk about it just like some guy who just came back from The Bahamas in the middle of winter telling you every single detail about his days on the beach.

Port of Barcelona is a small batch gin made by Esmeralda Distillery, the same geniuses who brought you Obsello Absinthe.  The gin starts with malted barley and goes on to triple distillation and infused with Wild Juniper, Iris Flower Root, Star Anise, Coriander Seeds, Orange Peels, Sweet Almonds, Hazelnuts, Lemon Zest, Chebub Seeds, Black Cardamom, Orris Root, Ginger Root, Nutmeg, Cubeb Root.  That's quite a mouthful.  Let's fill our mouth with it.

The Bottle
The bottle is short and squat and a bit reminiscent of Hendrick's.  Lately, I haven't been even talking about the bottle because, really, who cares?  Unfortunately, this one has a problem.  When you put a bartender's spout in to it, it doesn't pour.  I tried multiple different kinds of spouts and none of them worked.  That means that you have to use a measure for every pour which is not always the best thing.  I only say this because that will create an issue when it tries to get adopted in bars.  Fear not, intrepid gin drinker, our problems end here.

The Nose
When I poured this in to the shaker it smelled like I think Megan Fox's perfume would smell if she was walking through Heaven.  The gorgeous Juniper smell makes you think that it's going to be about as "gin-ny" as you can get.  I tried and tried and all I could really pull from it was the Juniper.  Keep in mind, this is not a problem for me.  It's nice to have a gin that's not trying to be a vodka or a liqueur or tasteless enough to only be served at TGI Fridays.

The Taste
I'm not even sure where to start so I'll just come out with it:  Port of Barcelona Gin is easily one of the best tasting spirits I have ever rolled across my tongue.  I figured that I would try a bit of it neat as I always do in a tasting just to make sure I knew exactly what it tasted like all by itself.  I found that I just wanted to keep drinking it neat so that I can enjoy the opulence and flavors that fell across my tongue.

Let me just tell you, this is not a review anymore, this is a love letter.  As I sipped this gin, I found the Juniper flavors quickly fell away and I got hints of the star anise, the coriander, and my favorite, the butter.  It's very clear to me the love and care that went in to building this spirit and it shows that B. Alex, the distiller, put not only his heart in to it, but a piece of his California native soul.  I've always considered Spain to be the California of Europe and it's clearly treating him well as it comes across beautifully in this gin.

Let's be clear:  This gin will taste fantastic in a lot of cocktails but it needs absolutely nothing at all. NOTHING.  It's almost a shame to spoil it with other ingredients though I know that geniuses greater than I will use premium additives and come up with something that makes it even more amazing.

The gin is a bit higher in alcohol content than we're used to but you won't feel a burn, you'll only feel the silk as it finishes on the back of your tongue.  I'm looking forward to the day when this reaches everyone so that we can all have the shared experience of this gorgeous gin.


The gin launch is already a bit behind schedule, so look for it soon. Look for it in San Francisco, Atlanta, New Orleans and Las Vegas starting next week.

Port of Barcelona Gin - US$30

Food & Wine Top 100 Bars

Food & Wine magazine has just launched their list of the Top 100 bars in America.  Surprisingly, the list is actually GOOD.  Some of the bars are fairly obvious (Tini Bigs, The Drawing Room, Absinthe) but others are a great addition. 

I'm glad to state that I've been to all the ones in San Francisco and I'm even a regular at ones like Nopa, Beretta, and Bourbon & Branch.  Clyde Commons in Portland is a great spot and Morgenthaler is running it now (no pressure, Jeffrey).  B Flat and Milk & Honey in NYC are absolute must-visits. 

Check out the full list in Food & Wine Cocktails '09 - US$10.17